Three Word Story

First topic message reminder :

I googled forum games...and well there was this game that caught my eye on wikipedia here are the rules(all hail copy-paste)
A fat man...
... walked into a...
... car and it...
... was very painful...
... but he jumped...
... back up and...
... dug a really...
... small cave that...
... had two red...
... cats coming out...
... from some smoke...
... though a blue...
... streak speeds by...

OK now I'll start of with a new one:
I went to...

beyond the bushes

....filled with rats.....

and not cats

.....all wearing hats.....

with red spots

......of fresh blood....

which came from (o.o?)

the dvd player

in the old

.....dark stinky closet......

and lots of

spiders and roaches

dancing and partying

all night long

the vampires arrived

to suck blood

from the toilet

in which lived

spiders and roaches

all wearing brooches

of various colors?

Suddenly a gigantic

bee buzzes in