Three Word Story

I googled forum games...and well there was this game that caught my eye on wikipedia here are the rules(all hail copy-paste)
A fat man...
... walked into a...
... car and it...
... was very painful...
... but he jumped...
... back up and...
... dug a really...
... small cave that...
... had two red...
... cats coming out...
... from some smoke...
... though a blue...
... streak speeds by...

OK now I'll start of with a new one:
I went to...

..a bar, with a ..

...tall cool model....
(I'm a girl but this is the first thing that came to my head and I hate thinking again)

...When we suddenly...

..saw a green..

...leprachaun, tap dancing...

...in the rain...

...that rains indoors (?)...
(seriously Rukawa, Whatwas that?)

because of the
(Uhh brain was malfunctioning....repaired now)

Er. Confused. I'll take it from "..in the rain.."

.. and then he slipped...

and fell into

..a cave with bats..

...and he ate...

=/

...fried bats for...

...lunch, and then...

drank some green

..piss, which, in turn...

...gave me lupus...

..and I puked..

...my ass off...

..and I died.

and went to hell
(4 oops)

to be

greeted by a