Three Word Story

First topic message reminder :

I googled forum games...and well there was this game that caught my eye on wikipedia here are the rules(all hail copy-paste)
A fat man...
... walked into a...
... car and it...
... was very painful...
... but he jumped...
... back up and...
... dug a really...
... small cave that...
... had two red...
... cats coming out...
... from some smoke...
... though a blue...
... streak speeds by...

OK now I'll start of with a new one:
I went to...

..flesh eating panda..

..with a pony-tail..

..which licked me..

..and licked me..

and stopped suddenly

...to lick me...

(dang! if i was allowed four words i would've said 'again')

...again. Magic mushrooms...
(thank me later Ace)

...grew out of...

my licked cheek

...and i knew...

that this is
(the end??)

...making my face...

really really really

small and weak

...and unbearably so....

...damn painful. Hopefully...

... it would stop...

..but no, it...

...didnt, and I...

...decided that i...

...needed to go...

...to pee in...

.....the roadside gutter.....

near by the

....the dark castle........