My blog post I was about to make, but got banned. Here you go. This is now my official blog. feast your eyes here people.
Warning! Everybody stop your work and feed your eyes on this. You can't say bad words here. I got a warning NOT to use defecation as a word of communication. I'm not making a big fuss of it. I know its a bad word - like, for a six year old.
I still remember we used to decide in school that "Psycho" was less a bad word than "Maniac". So at that time if anyone used the word Maniac, the other guy used to subside and walk away. OMG! THIS IS SO LIKE POKE`MON! I never knew. Oh, yes, I remember two guys coming up to me and asking what's worse - Maniac or Stupid. I realise that they must have seen me as a figure head for bad word jurisdiction. Neat. (Quite on the contrary, I was the non-fighter then, and never really used bad words so frequently). After I declared Maniac to be the worse of the two, one guy shouted in triumph and the other guy said: "Sheesh."
I must say - being a kid was fun.
What's worse, I still remember a guy crying because I called him "Pig". He went and complained to the teacher. She punished me. Well, to be truthful, I considered that justice done since I WAS like them. But to cry?! Oh please! Indian children are way too pampered sometimes. I'm Indian. I was pampered. Big deal. Call me a hypocrite. Well, you're wrong. At least I know when to cry and when not to.
Another odd instance. Like, all of you, even I used to be, and for that matter still am moody. Very moody. So once, in our school bus, I had a fight once, one guy pushed me for some unknown reason. Well, pushing people as if you own them isn't considered friendly. So I called him a pig (Can't really call him any other animal. I never even knew about Capibara, or I would have called him that. Calling him "Mule" might give me a psychological advantage, but two things stopped me - not knowing about a Mule and not really caring for psychological advantages - he was, after all, some thug-look-alike...thick-heads that they are). He called me a Donkey. *Ding!* So he wants a fight, huh? I called him a cow then. Dunno what he said next, but the best way to end a fight of bad words is to shut the other guy up. few more animals down the line and I just whacked him with my lunch bag. His mom called up asking why I banged him.
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Now that I think of it, that sounds wrong. No further comments.
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Maybe saying Poop in place of the S word wont be so bad. Hey, Poop is a word used by so many people AND children around the world.
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Oh and I also got a warning for implication of bad words. SO EVERYBODY --- DON'T IMPLY BAD WORDS!
But implication is a matter of perspective and perception, I say. I mean, if I say the word "JUKEBOX", it doesn't mean slang for anything I KNOW! Someone else might consider it an abusive word in his private slang language; but hey, dude, English is a standard language. You don't go around considering any word as a bad word. I say "WTF" and the authority bangs my head. Hey, for all you know I could have been saying "Water The Flowers!". Maybe a time will come after this that the despised F word will soon be forgotten and all round the world, people will start saying "Flower you!" and Flower will become a banned word here too! Maybe saying the F word then will be acceptable.
Even if it is, I still wouldn't be saying it. I might stop saying "Flower" for all you know! I don't enjoy saying bad words out. Call me a hypocrite -___- As IF! Like crackpots who run around saying they want "Franz", there are countless more people in comparison who run around abusing freely - to show off. GUYS! GIRLS DON'T ENJOY HEARING ABUSIVE LANGUAGE. IT SHOWS NOTHING OF HOW GREAT AND MANLY YOU ARE! Similarly, I am one of those mighty individuals who DOESN'T run around doing what you're not supposed to do - Abuse.
Warning! Everybody stop your work and feed your eyes on this. You can't say bad words here. I got a warning NOT to use defecation as a word of communication. I'm not making a big fuss of it. I know its a bad word - like, for a six year old.
I still remember we used to decide in school that "Psycho" was less a bad word than "Maniac". So at that time if anyone used the word Maniac, the other guy used to subside and walk away. OMG! THIS IS SO LIKE POKE`MON! I never knew. Oh, yes, I remember two guys coming up to me and asking what's worse - Maniac or Stupid. I realise that they must have seen me as a figure head for bad word jurisdiction. Neat. (Quite on the contrary, I was the non-fighter then, and never really used bad words so frequently). After I declared Maniac to be the worse of the two, one guy shouted in triumph and the other guy said: "Sheesh."
I must say - being a kid was fun.
What's worse, I still remember a guy crying because I called him "Pig". He went and complained to the teacher. She punished me. Well, to be truthful, I considered that justice done since I WAS like them. But to cry?! Oh please! Indian children are way too pampered sometimes. I'm Indian. I was pampered. Big deal. Call me a hypocrite. Well, you're wrong. At least I know when to cry and when not to.
Another odd instance. Like, all of you, even I used to be, and for that matter still am moody. Very moody. So once, in our school bus, I had a fight once, one guy pushed me for some unknown reason. Well, pushing people as if you own them isn't considered friendly. So I called him a pig (Can't really call him any other animal. I never even knew about Capibara, or I would have called him that. Calling him "Mule" might give me a psychological advantage, but two things stopped me - not knowing about a Mule and not really caring for psychological advantages - he was, after all, some thug-look-alike...thick-heads that they are). He called me a Donkey. *Ding!* So he wants a fight, huh? I called him a cow then. Dunno what he said next, but the best way to end a fight of bad words is to shut the other guy up. few more animals down the line and I just whacked him with my lunch bag. His mom called up asking why I banged him.
.
.
.
.
Now that I think of it, that sounds wrong. No further comments.
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Maybe saying Poop in place of the S word wont be so bad. Hey, Poop is a word used by so many people AND children around the world.
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Oh and I also got a warning for implication of bad words. SO EVERYBODY --- DON'T IMPLY BAD WORDS!
But implication is a matter of perspective and perception, I say. I mean, if I say the word "JUKEBOX", it doesn't mean slang for anything I KNOW! Someone else might consider it an abusive word in his private slang language; but hey, dude, English is a standard language. You don't go around considering any word as a bad word. I say "WTF" and the authority bangs my head. Hey, for all you know I could have been saying "Water The Flowers!". Maybe a time will come after this that the despised F word will soon be forgotten and all round the world, people will start saying "Flower you!" and Flower will become a banned word here too! Maybe saying the F word then will be acceptable.
Even if it is, I still wouldn't be saying it. I might stop saying "Flower" for all you know! I don't enjoy saying bad words out. Call me a hypocrite -___- As IF! Like crackpots who run around saying they want "Franz", there are countless more people in comparison who run around abusing freely - to show off. GUYS! GIRLS DON'T ENJOY HEARING ABUSIVE LANGUAGE. IT SHOWS NOTHING OF HOW GREAT AND MANLY YOU ARE! Similarly, I am one of those mighty individuals who DOESN'T run around doing what you're not supposed to do - Abuse.
What do you think about it? I think sharing some childhood anecdotes might add a personal touch to the forum. And hey, I don't want to make a blog here on it but a thread so that everyone can contribute.
