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1 twilight on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:56 pm

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I watched it. yes, I did indeed. And tell you what, its one of the best romantic movies that's ever been. The romance between the couple is something that wallows even the staunch sneerers of the romance genre. Twilight, I would not hesitate to say, has the potential to throw off Titanic as the ultimate romantic movie. Why potential, it already has! See the waves it created the world over. The characters are so endearing, the romance, the sacrifice so heart rending, the fight scene so adrenaline rushing, the transition from an awkward first meet to a passionate affair so blissfully lucid, it makes you want to fall in love, experience the intensity of such a divine emotion, that you are prepared to bet your own life for the sake of someone else...

Yeah, right!

Twilight is the most mind-raping movie that's ever been and that can ever be. I signed up for this momentous task just to experience how shitty can something be. Conclusion- IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE. I had to watch it in 4 sittings, Really. Why? Why did I do it? wyaaaaann!
Nothing about it makes sense. Why does everyone appear to have applied several layers of kiwi canvas shoe polish on their faces? Why does the girl get so much attention in spite of being such a weirdo- she's mono expressioned(wearing a stoned look with 2 buck teeth showing throughout the movie), mono-toned(no difference whether she's scared, excited, mushy or intrigued)...everything about her is singular, except, of course, her assets. The movie can in short be described as a bunch of wannabe actors came together and decided to make 'something diphrent'. They took a cinematographer from a horror movie(how would you explain the mind bogglingly inappropriate eye close-ups), a sleepy music director(gets the credit of feigning his own death in critical scenes and suddenly waking up and playing something eerie in whatever little is left), a blindfolded(hey, i m just being kind) clueless-about-what-he's-doing director, chose a hypothetically romantic script from an inane novelist and approached a philanthropic producer who's heart, by the way, bled due to recession affecting their country. So in a bid to create some jobs, LETS MAKE TWILIGHT EVERYBODY! Damn, no wonder I feel violated.

IMPACT:
1. The movie promises to alter several aspiring film editors' career dreams.
2. Can guarantee a drastic increase in the number of posts on fmylife.com (with one of mine- I WATCHED TWILIGHT. F MY LIFE!)
3. Put innumerable psychiatrists back into business.

Before i go off to find some rat poison for myself, I would like to post some last rant- this movie is NOT for the weak hearted. So watch (don't DON'T) at your own risk.
Hope you guys will there with bouquets by my grave. Hey, I died a daredevil.



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51 Re: twilight on Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:48 pm

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The books are tolerable....But seriously the movies are meant to be watched only for Taylor Lautner *_*

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52 Re: twilight on Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:00 pm

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Ranko wrote:The books are tolerable....But seriously the movies are meant to be watched only for Taylor Lautner *_*

*high-five*
New Moon was excruciatingly boring in the beginning but once Taylor Lautner showed up things changed Razz
Gawd why did the makers have to cast Pattinson and Stewart?They're like the worst actors of this generation. Evil or Very Mad

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53 Re: twilight on Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:48 pm

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MayFlower wrote:
Ranko wrote:The books are tolerable....But seriously the movies are meant to be watched only for Taylor Lautner *_*

*high-five*
New Moon was excruciatingly boring in the beginning but once Taylor Lautner showed up things changed Razz
Gawd why did the makers have to cast Pattinson and Stewart?They're like the worst actors of this generation. Evil or Very Mad

*choke hugs* Some one agrees! Pattinson cant act (though he looks good) and stewart look really funny when she says -"kiss me" her face cracks me up!

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54 Re: twilight on Fri May 21, 2010 7:19 pm

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Stephanie meyer is a pretty descriptive writer (which sometimes gets boring, I mean who cares if the kiss was like a smooth, slow fire which builds up into a conflagaration and blah blah blah..........
Blah! Blah! Blah!

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55 Re: twilight on Sun May 23, 2010 4:39 pm

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Woah! so many people agree with me....the whole story itself was...Blah!

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56 Re: twilight on Sun May 23, 2010 9:47 pm

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worse

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57 Re: twilight on Thu May 27, 2010 6:14 pm

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IT'S THE SICKEST MOVIE EVER MADE FROM ADAPTING FROM A BOOK..........i hate the directors,actors....OH YEAH AND THE LAME ACTING

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58 Re: twilight on Thu May 27, 2010 6:17 pm

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omkar said:
Twilight, I would not hesitate to say, has the potential to throw off Titanic as the ultimate romantic movie. Why potential, it already has! See the waves it created the world over. The characters are so endearing, the romance, the sacrifice so heart rending, the fight scene so adrenaline rushing, the transition from an awkward first meet to a passionate affair so blissfully lucid, it makes you want to fall in love, experience the intensity of such a divine emotion, that you are prepared to bet your own life for the sake of someone else...

ohh please ...DO NOT insult the TITANIC...the true story of a heart wrenching mistake because of which THOUSANDS of innocent lives were lost....

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59 Re: twilight on Fri May 28, 2010 8:24 am

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usakaeien wrote:

ohh please ...DO NOT insult the TITANIC...the true story of a heart wrenching mistake because of which THOUSANDS of innocent lives were lost....

He was being sarcastic...


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60 Re: twilight on Sat May 29, 2010 5:33 pm

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whatever.....i hate the movie

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61 Re: twilight on Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:33 pm

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Awesome post!!! I love it when people vent their fury about the Twilight movies....the worst part of the movies is the girl (I dont even know who the heck she is)...she's just horrible!!

@Omkar: Great post!!

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62 Re: twilight on Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:40 pm

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Twilight is sick..... the girl is a mono expressioned (like Omkar puts it)***** (the asterix is for you to fill) and the guy suffers from jaundice.... and the other guy (the wolf one) is gay..................WHAT A COMBO!!!!

Nigahiga couldn't have put it in a better way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goix7jFXD9Q

kudos to Omkar for aptly describing this s*** movie

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63 Re: twilight on Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:38 pm

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Nigahiga is GREAT!!!! This is great stuff!!! Apt for twilight..!!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Twilight_(book)


^^check this out!!!

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64 Re: twilight on Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:03 pm

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oh........my.......holy.....****.......this site is just..................BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!.....
I Love every WORD...every PICTURE!!!!!! Laughing Laughing

a masterpiece!!!!

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65 Re: twilight on Fri May 03, 2013 1:25 am

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It is the best movie series which i watch ever. All of its parts i have watched about five times and still i want to watch these again. One thing more that i love Bela.

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