Geek to his I-want-to-get-laid-with-you-fellow-geeky-girl: I was thinking of a Bio social experience with a neuro-chemical overlay.
Geeky girl: Wait, are you asking me out?
Geek: I was going to characterize it as a modification of our colleague slash friendship paradigm with the addition of a date like component, but we don't need to equip a lot of terminology.
Geeky girl: What sort of experiment would you propose?
Geek: It is a generally accepted pattern in this area- I would pick you up, take you to a restaurant, then we would see a movie, probably a romantic comedy featuring the talents of Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock.
Geeky girl: Interesting. Would you agree that the primary way for me to evaluate the success or failure of a date would be based on the biochemical reaction during the goodnight kiss?*
Geek: Yes.
Geeky girl: Why not stipulate that the date goes well and move to the key variable?
Geek: You mean kiss you now?
Geeky girl: Yes.
Geek: Can you define the parameters of the kiss?
Geeky girl: Closed mouth but romantic. Mint?
Geek: Thank you.
Both of them have one and crunch them for 2 sec.
Geek: Shall I count down till 3?
Geeky girl: No, I think it needs to be spontaneous.
They kiss for 2 seconds.
Geeky girl: What do you think?
Geek: You proposed the experiment I think you should present your findings first.
Geek girl: Fair enough. On the plus side, it was a good kiss. Reasonable technique, no stray spittle, on the other hand, no arousal.
Geek: None?
Geeky girl: None.
Geek: Ah. Well, thank you for your time.
Geeky girl: Thank you.
* Based on the popular research that a girl can know everything she wants about a guy by his first kiss.
Need I say more?! This show is frikkin awesome!
The Big Bang theory is based on the life of four geeks with their distinctively, hilariously and sometimes irritatingly endearing personalities. The one in the above conversation is the basic normal sane kind of geek with a heart which beats for Penny, a newly moved in dumb blonde neighbor. His roomie is the extreme kind of geek, the one who is obsessed with the technicalities and wants everything JUST right even in the most trivial matters, irritatingly so. The next is a wannabe cool dude geek who brands himself as a casanova and can still confidently sympathize with a fellow geek when he breaks up with his imaginary girlfriend by saying, "Been there." The last, the most unexploited of the lot, is Raj, an NRI geek who freezes every time he is in front of a girl. Lastly, there's Penny, who is their afore mentioned dumb blonde neighbor, who likes them in spite of everything, implying she's too dumb to even understand whom to like.
The dialogs, the actors, the environment... everything is just ideal for the generation of guffaws and it HAS to be the result of pearls trickling down the brains of essentially geeky script writers and directors.
Watch it guys. Very few shows appeal in the first view, and this is one of them.
Geeky girl: Wait, are you asking me out?
Geek: I was going to characterize it as a modification of our colleague slash friendship paradigm with the addition of a date like component, but we don't need to equip a lot of terminology.
Geeky girl: What sort of experiment would you propose?
Geek: It is a generally accepted pattern in this area- I would pick you up, take you to a restaurant, then we would see a movie, probably a romantic comedy featuring the talents of Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock.
Geeky girl: Interesting. Would you agree that the primary way for me to evaluate the success or failure of a date would be based on the biochemical reaction during the goodnight kiss?*
Geek: Yes.
Geeky girl: Why not stipulate that the date goes well and move to the key variable?
Geek: You mean kiss you now?
Geeky girl: Yes.
Geek: Can you define the parameters of the kiss?
Geeky girl: Closed mouth but romantic. Mint?
Geek: Thank you.
Both of them have one and crunch them for 2 sec.
Geek: Shall I count down till 3?
Geeky girl: No, I think it needs to be spontaneous.
They kiss for 2 seconds.
Geeky girl: What do you think?
Geek: You proposed the experiment I think you should present your findings first.
Geek girl: Fair enough. On the plus side, it was a good kiss. Reasonable technique, no stray spittle, on the other hand, no arousal.
Geek: None?
Geeky girl: None.
Geek: Ah. Well, thank you for your time.
Geeky girl: Thank you.
* Based on the popular research that a girl can know everything she wants about a guy by his first kiss.
Need I say more?! This show is frikkin awesome!
The Big Bang theory is based on the life of four geeks with their distinctively, hilariously and sometimes irritatingly endearing personalities. The one in the above conversation is the basic normal sane kind of geek with a heart which beats for Penny, a newly moved in dumb blonde neighbor. His roomie is the extreme kind of geek, the one who is obsessed with the technicalities and wants everything JUST right even in the most trivial matters, irritatingly so. The next is a wannabe cool dude geek who brands himself as a casanova and can still confidently sympathize with a fellow geek when he breaks up with his imaginary girlfriend by saying, "Been there." The last, the most unexploited of the lot, is Raj, an NRI geek who freezes every time he is in front of a girl. Lastly, there's Penny, who is their afore mentioned dumb blonde neighbor, who likes them in spite of everything, implying she's too dumb to even understand whom to like.
The dialogs, the actors, the environment... everything is just ideal for the generation of guffaws and it HAS to be the result of pearls trickling down the brains of essentially geeky script writers and directors.
Watch it guys. Very few shows appeal in the first view, and this is one of them.
