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My Favourite Scenes From Friends
[Ross has just slept with another woman after breaking up with Rachel]
Chandler: You slept with another woman within 3 hrs after breaking up with Rachel ?? Come on... Bullets have left guns slower.
[Joey drilling into a wall, when on the opposite side Chandler is there. Chandler comes out furious from the room]
Joey (embarassed): Oh I am sorry. Did I get you ?
Chandler: No you didnt get me. Its an electric drill. You get me... you KILL me
[in the hotel]
Waiter: Anything else sir?
Chandler: How bout a version of "Killing Me Softly"?.....(laughs... then his face changes when he realises its not nice to mess up with the waiter...) You´re gonna spit in my plate, aren´t you?
[Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition]
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.
[flipping a coin to decide which one out of two babies - one wearing a shirt with ducks and the other having clowns - was Ross's baby. They have to decide which side to assign to the duck and which one to clowns]
Chandler: we have to assign heads to something
Joey: Ok Ok ducks is heads 'cause ducks have heads
Chandler: what kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday ??!!!
Ross: You guys won't believe what I have to do for work today!
Chandler: Yes, but Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
[Ross get annoyed by a date who doesnt keep her place neat]
Ross: You know how at the end of the day, you throw your jacket over a chair?
Joey: Yeah?
Ross: Well at her place, instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last... twelve hundred times.
i got hundreds more! will post by popular demand, that is, if there is any
My Favourite Scenes From Friends
[Ross has just slept with another woman after breaking up with Rachel]
Chandler: You slept with another woman within 3 hrs after breaking up with Rachel ?? Come on... Bullets have left guns slower.
[Joey drilling into a wall, when on the opposite side Chandler is there. Chandler comes out furious from the room]
Joey (embarassed): Oh I am sorry. Did I get you ?
Chandler: No you didnt get me. Its an electric drill. You get me... you KILL me
[in the hotel]
Waiter: Anything else sir?
Chandler: How bout a version of "Killing Me Softly"?.....(laughs... then his face changes when he realises its not nice to mess up with the waiter...) You´re gonna spit in my plate, aren´t you?
[Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition]
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.
[flipping a coin to decide which one out of two babies - one wearing a shirt with ducks and the other having clowns - was Ross's baby. They have to decide which side to assign to the duck and which one to clowns]
Chandler: we have to assign heads to something
Joey: Ok Ok ducks is heads 'cause ducks have heads
Chandler: what kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday ??!!!
Ross: You guys won't believe what I have to do for work today!
Chandler: Yes, but Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
[Ross get annoyed by a date who doesnt keep her place neat]
Ross: You know how at the end of the day, you throw your jacket over a chair?
Joey: Yeah?
Ross: Well at her place, instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last... twelve hundred times.
i got hundreds more! will post by popular demand, that is, if there is any