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My Favourite Scenes From Friends
[Ross has just slept with another woman after breaking up with Rachel]
Chandler: You slept with another woman within 3 hrs after breaking up with Rachel ?? Come on... Bullets have left guns slower.


[Joey drilling into a wall, when on the opposite side Chandler is there. Chandler comes out furious from the room]
Joey (embarassed): Oh I am sorry. Did I get you ?
Chandler: No you didnt get me. Its an electric drill. You get me... you KILL me


[in the hotel]
Waiter: Anything else sir?
Chandler: How bout a version of "Killing Me Softly"?.....(laughs... then his face changes when he realises its not nice to mess up with the waiter...) You´re gonna spit in my plate, aren´t you?


[Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition]
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.


[flipping a coin to decide which one out of two babies - one wearing a shirt with ducks and the other having clowns - was Ross's baby. They have to decide which side to assign to the duck and which one to clowns]
Chandler: we have to assign heads to something
Joey: Ok Ok ducks is heads 'cause ducks have heads
Chandler: what kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday ??!!!

Ross: You guys won't believe what I have to do for work today!
Chandler: Yes, but Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.

[Ross get annoyed by a date who doesnt keep her place neat]
Ross: You know how at the end of the day, you throw your jacket over a chair?
Joey: Yeah?
Ross: Well at her place, instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived.


Chandler: Oh, yeah, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last... twelve hundred times.

i got hundreds more! will post by popular demand, that is, if there is any

u r nuts?
lol
how many times do ross marry ?

Well yeah, everybody has got their whacked out side.

i think three times,
1. Carol Willick - Turns out to be a homosexual woman
2. Emily Waltham - at the ceremony Ross said Rachel's name instead of Emily's, which led to a complete breakdown of the relationship. Ross attempted to reconcile with Emily, but she insisted that Ross never see, nor speak to Rachel ever again. Ross was unable to comply and when Emily found out that Ross had been spending time with his friends, including Rachel, she felt she could never trust Ross again and the marriage quickly dissolved.

2. Rachel Green - Divorced and remarried

when did ross and racheal remarry?

4 times

Does Joey ever get married ? :\

nope i guess

WOW WOW WOW!! Brilliant... I thought I am the only idiot who keeps watching FRIENDS reruns on Star World... And right now, it's the 'Chandler and Monica, the relationship psychos, in a relationship' season!! Glad to see there are more like me!!